The Funni LoZ Fanproject of Stories of the Interloper War is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grandmaster Cakolph with an iron fist, and notable for its burgeoning Loftwing population. The cynical, devout population of 3.07 billion Hylians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goddesses' Gate. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hylian economy, worth 122 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,965 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stories of the Interloper War has designated Goddesses' Gate as its capital city, Grandmaster Cakolph has just been declared ruler of Stories of the Interloper War in an international press conference, and The Golden Goddesses has been named as Stories of the Interloper War's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stories of the Interloper War's national animal is the Loftwing and its national religion is The Golden Goddesses.

Stories of the Interloper War is ranked 158,287^th in the world and 64^th in Caer Sidi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.31 law-abiding acts per hour.